July252014

acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

(Source: acklesism-has-moved, via theaadventureye)

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xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via dietelwebcityrr)

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airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

image

(via mozellmemorieszv)

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via teamfreesexuality)

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joshpeckofficial:

mysticaljew:

someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves

what have you done

(Source: mysticaljew, via teamfreesexuality)

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tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

(Source: best-of-memes, via mamawaffle)

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(via ruchiruru)

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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via booksrockmyface)

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surfursparadise:

 ☀follow for more summer☀

surfursparadise:

 ☀follow for more summer☀

(via booksrockmyface)

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“Had the minimum wage kept up with overall productivity since 1960, it would have been $22 per hour in 2011.” Arindrajit Dube, UC Berkeley’s IRLE Scholar in his testimony before congress last year. (via ucresearch)

(via teamfreesexuality)

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via 62114)

7PM

tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

(via teamfreesexuality)

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“In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.”

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

(Source: thirddeadlysin, via arcaniinetales)

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